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106)   1 Nov 2009 20:52
Master Looter
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Heh, Heh, Heh, Sam G
You have troubles with haikus?
This is no man's land.

107)   1 Nov 2009 21:51
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"This is no man's land"?
What does that have to do with
Anything at all?

108)   1 Nov 2009 21:57
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You'll be surprised by
How well that phrase works in there.
Think outside the box.

109)   1 Nov 2009 22:03
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There once was a guy named Pm0n3y
whom, lets face it, was quite a phoney,
So I drank a pint of pimm's,
walked up and kicked his shins,
and then he screamed, "you owe me money!"

110)   1 Nov 2009 22:29
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He destroyed it
The flow of the post long gone
What will appear next

111)   1 Nov 2009 23:16
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What will come next, huh?
This will, Cwn_Annwn, my friend.
A bloody haiku.

112)   1 Nov 2009 23:27
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Good form my friend
the bryghtside of life is great
now to find my pants

113)   2 Nov 2009 00:45
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Not sure how i lost
my black metallic sweatpants
in an open room

join: Escapist Mafia

114)   2 Nov 2009 13:06
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Off-topic, off-topic jerk!
How does that relate to Cwn?
You're a pile of poop.

115)   2 Nov 2009 18:42
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Sam g, my good man!
Calm your nerves, and your senses.
The stress will kill you...

116)   2 Nov 2009 19:15
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And his poetry.
Sam did 7-7-6.
Not 5-7-5.

117)   2 Nov 2009 20:17
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Now you're nitpicking!
To live up to your namesake,
just enjoy the muse!

118)   2 Nov 2009 22:21
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The muse, the muse, yes!
Muse muse muse muse Gemuse!
(German vegetable)

119)   2 Nov 2009 22:54
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Umm...umm, what was that?
How can you be so bias?
Sam: the bias guy

120)   3 Nov 2009 05:00
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'Umm' has no place here
It shouldn't be used in here
Never used in poems

121)   3 Nov 2009 10:07
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Haiku hour is it now?
Very well... this Carbonic Penguin guy
Greatly honoured he is

What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?!

122)   3 Nov 2009 11:06
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Sven und EIN HUND, eh?
Your name makes five syllables
In junction with "eh".

123)   3 Nov 2009 19:42
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No joy for claptrap.
Is that the best you can do?
I expected more.

124)   3 Nov 2009 19:47
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You are very flat.
Do you get it? No? Now? No?
Flat as a Pancake?

125)   3 Nov 2009 20:00
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Pancake? PANCAKE? AAAAAAAGH!
"Pancake", ya damn idiot?
Ima go kill you!

126)   4 Nov 2009 20:50
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sam g, sam g, woah!
violence is not the answer!
here, have a pancake.

127)   5 Nov 2009 03:22
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Oh Captain Pancake
a supreme captain is he
superb are the orders that he makes
though he is no commander of sea
neither is he of a lake
he spends his most of his time in a Tree
but he is Captain Pancake
and a supreme captain is he

As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So.

128)   5 Nov 2009 08:28
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Jaywebbs?
That is you, right?
I have new poetry!
It goes 2-4-6-8, and then...
Just 2.

129)   5 Nov 2009 10:59
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One, two...
Two-four-six-eight?
That sounds like idiocy!
You can go to hell, my good sir!
...Like that?

130)   5 Nov 2009 12:53
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Maths is simple
Maths is fun
You are stupid
cos you can't do that sum

How do You prove you exist - maybe we don't exist

The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty

131)   5 Nov 2009 17:26
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four lines.
It seems simple
but different syllables?
And you expect me to do this?
haikus.

132)   5 Nov 2009 18:28
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We don't expect you
to do it right
You are bored
so are we

How do You prove you exist - maybe we don't exist

The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty

133)   5 Nov 2009 19:21
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Stop it!
Wolfy, shut up!
Now make proper poems.
Like this one, car je suis Francais.
DO IT!

134)   5 Nov 2009 19:45
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Yeah! Yeah!
Tell 'im, Bryghtside!
That wolfy pile of dung!
His last one didn't even rhyme!
Wolf dung.

135)   7 Nov 2009 03:24
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Sam G
He wrote his poem
But now i've decided
to start a new type of poetry
Free Verse

136)   8 Nov 2009 21:27
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Carbonic penguin,
What are you talking about?
Please don't confuse me.

137)   8 Nov 2009 21:44
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I haf dun typos,
Andd lotz ov grammmer erus,
Stilll, Pankakes oddder.

138)   8 Nov 2009 22:04
Master Looter
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Lay off the booze, man!
You've got serious problems!
Stillll, Pankakes oddder.

139)   8 Nov 2009 22:08
Master Looter
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What the hell, you two?!
Neither of you are making
Any sense! Stop it!

140)   9 Nov 2009 04:59
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Pm0n3y,you talked
about the two above you
and not just sam g...

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