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Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Yell out "Ha! Palaeontology not so pointless now, is it?!" In Case Of Raptor attack... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | ... apply liberal amounts of ass-kicking. In case of robot uprising... |
Adventurer  Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009    | Submit and be transformed In case of 1000100101001100101 As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Apprentice  Posts: 8 Joined: 15 Aug 2009     | Take more computer classes In case of accidental [sic] death: |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...die. Painfully. In case of an anteater-eating-ant... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Get popcorn In case of monkeys typing Shakespeare As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...shrug. It was bound to happen eventually. In case of lightening striking the same place twice... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Stay away from said location. In Case of Super intelligent Chickens As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | ...make super-intelligent roast. In case of Black Mage... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... don't use zombies, he'll turn them against you. In case of an angry mob... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...hire a steamroller. In case of a lunatic driving a steamroller... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... hope you've got some sniper skills. In case of ninja snipers... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Call in Pirate Campers In Case of Ninja Vs. Pirate Guerrilla Warfare As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get the hell out of there! Fast! In case of having a live grenade in your pocket... |
Adventurer  Posts: 349 Joined: 13 May 2009    | Throw it away! In case of Moshpit |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Remove pants and run In case of Demon As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get holy water. In case of running out of ideas... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...poke him in the eye with a cross. In case of DDR... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Don't Dance In case of Ninja'ing As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... be faster. In case of flying pigs... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008  |
Get your hunting rifle ready In case of cows attacking... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Duck In Case of beer goggles As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... see how far you can go before you hit a lamppost. In case of ninja fanboys (fanboys who are also ninjas)... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Become a pirate fanboy In case of liquid nitrogen... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... turn on the heating. In case of exploding marshmallows... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Hope they don't hurt in your stomach In case of rabbits that want to bite your nuts I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... kick them. Hard. In case of lunatics running at you wielding hammers... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | ...charge back with buzzsaws. In case of drunk friend wanting to drive... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get him another drink and he'll pass out. In case of hangover... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...hold all calls and stay in bed. In case of angry lawn gnomes... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Keep your wood-chipper warmed up. In case of achievement whores... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... make impossible achievements. It will drive them crazy. In case of tears in the space-time continuum... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3178 Joined: 25 Mar 2009   | ...use duct tape and hope it holds. In case of Loch Ness Monster invasion.... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...give them all $3.50. In case of agressive bees... |
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....turn on all the lights so they have no shadows to hide in.
In case of the resurrection of the dinosaurs...