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Power Leveler  Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    |
Liberally apply Holy Hand Grenade. In case of evil clone... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1200 Joined: 14 Jul 2009    | ...push him off a roof. In case of jew robots... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... fire an EMP burst. In case of being attacked by a samurai wielding a flaming sword... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | ...Bring a gun I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... hope you can dodge bullets. In case of giant dinosaurs... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Get bigger dinosaurs or raptor Jesus on them In case of blinding lights.. I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...put on sunglasses, then flip them the bird. In case of the second coming of raptor Jesus... |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5164 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | ...REPENT! Repent ye sinners, for the raptor Jesus shall rend the flesh of the non-believers. In case of religious zealotry... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | ...hide. There's no telling what they might do if they are deranged enough. In case of school textbooks... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5164 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...ignore them, and they'll go away. No good can come from these "textbooks" you speak of. In case of illiterate ramblings... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...stop listening. You'll keep your sanity more easily then if you do listen. In case of a laboratory explosion... |
Adventurer  Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009    | Get out In Case German Nazi's Rise to power... As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...apply liberal amounts of Hellboy. In case of Joan Crawford rising from the grave... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | Become Necrophiliac In Case of Captain going down with ship. As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Hope land is nearby In case of unfunny lolcats... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Master Looter  Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009   | Sit in lolchair. In case of no "n" key... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008  | Cry like a little baby. In case of deadly cylon attack... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Call in your Enclave backup mod squad. In Case Of too many kitties... |
Master Looter Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Send in the puppies. In case of the great old ones returning... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Organize a game of eternal soul bingo! In Case Of scoped tactical fully-automatic heat-seeking nuclear RPG-wielding clowns... |
Master Looter Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Send in Liberty Prime! In case of total power outage... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | PANIC!In Case Of annoying trick-or-treaters... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... give them "chocolate" tarantulas. That will teach them. In case of ghosts... |
Master Looter Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Call the ghostbusters. :D In case of daleks... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... call the... dalekbusters? In case of pink elephants roaming the streets... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Choke 'em & turn 'em into Blue Elephants. Problem solved! In Case Of Super Mutants roaming the streets... |
Master Looter Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Call the Brotherhood of Steel. In case of reavers... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Shoot for the legs! In Case Of modified FEV... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...grab your Fat Man. In case of fast-running zombies... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS In Case Of slow-moving zombies... |
Master Looter Posts: 1200 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...climb a tree. In case of venomous adders... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... use them to scare Indiana Jones away. In the case of a 5th Indiana Jones movie... |
Master Looter Posts: 1200 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...use all necessary force, and then some. In case of exploding keyboard... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Keep track of where all the keys go. In Case Of ninja squad arriving... |
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... fake a religious miracle to get people to start believing in God again, and leaving a trail of bodies in the process. *cough*Angels and Demons*cough*
In case of killer rabbits...