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Master Looter  Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | ...locate Alpha Weapon to counter it. In case of ravenous mutant seagulls... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | ... throw buckets of mutant sardines at them. In case of being covered in ants (they are EVERYWHERE!!!)... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...cover yourself in anteaters. In case of Spy... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | ...Spy check *flame-thrower* In case of Death metal I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 |
... shotgun shell to the speakers. In case of time traveling back to the Jurassic period... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Hope raptor Jesus is in a good mood In case of bees... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...Bring plenty of slow, fat friends the bees'll go after first. In case of chess grand masters... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... just keep knocking down their king and they'll get bored eventually. In the case of boring weekend... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...make sure you have an account on the Escapist. In case of n00bs... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Bring a sniper In case of moles... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3178 Joined: 25 Mar 2009    | Use a bright light! In case of grammar Nazis... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 |
...have them fight it out with Grammar Captain America. In case of chalupas... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...grab a hammer. In case of The Escapist being down... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...kill yourself I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   |
In case of getting a broken nose... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... break the other guy's nose. Hey, they never said anything about "a nose for a nose". In case of having purple blood... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...fill glass, trick someone into drinking it. In case of sudden massive weight gain... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... slice some extra fat. In case of drunken teenagers at your door... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...release the cougars. In case of SNAAAAAAKE!... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... turn on the Bat-signal. In case of giant squid... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | ... Run onto land. In case of Ken Ham.... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... make a Ken Ham Sandwich? In case of being dead... |
Master Looter Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | ... Avoid the OT. In case of Mohicans.... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2334 Joined: 1 Jul 2008    | wear a helmet. In case of mini versions of yourself attacking you... Get some ULTRA-UNITY!tm |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...Buy lots of bug spray and wear big stompy boots. In case of wanker's cramp... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...apply Bengay. In case of Trogdor... |
Master Looter Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008 | ... Call in the Governator to fight the burninator. In case of.... TERRORISM.... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... call Jack Bauer. In case of rogue Jack Bauer... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...pray to God for mercy. Then get killed by Jack Bauer. In case of wasting time on The Escapist when you have other things you should be doing... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... introduce your teacher/boss/significant other to The Escapist. In case of being under attack by angry ex-girlfriends... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...hire a body double. In case of split ends... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Use new shampoo and conditioner I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... call ninjas. In case of ninjas... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...Call Samurai. In case of a crisis of faith... |
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...keep a broken Guinness bottle handy at all times.
In case of Omega Weapon...