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Epic’d Out  Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1220 Joined: 22 Sep 2009   | Bang the creaky door and slam it behind you before you crash. In case of jumping beans... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...try to talk them down from the ledge. In case of invisible zombies... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer  Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009     | ... put you head between you knees and kiss you bum goodbye In case Mount Rushmore is destroyed by robots from outer space... As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...take the opportunity to carve your own face in the remaining rock. In case of interweb failure... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | ...curl up into fetal position and cry. In case of mistaking radio broadcast of War of the Worlds for reality... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | ...Shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun In case of Borg.. As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Contact Starfleet. Ask them to order a pizza. In case of Xenomorph larva bursting out of your chest... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...rapidly apply band aids and call Sigorney Weaver. In case of spontaneous combustion... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | ... get a spontaneous fire extinguisher. In case of alien attack on your house... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009    | Man the defences and show them who's boss! In case of stellar black hole.... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... just hope they're right about the black holes leading to another dimension thing. In case of the sky falling on our heads... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Run around in circles In case of Ents I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008   | ...start a forest fire. in case of drowning... |
Adventurer  Posts: 349 Joined: 13 May 2009     | Pull out the plug In case of heressy... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009  | ...splash with holy water while chanting "the power of christ compels you" and making a cross with your hands. In case of apocalypse... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...call the X-Men. In case of a buffalo stampede... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...climb a tree to avoid it. in case of an army of monkeys invading... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get a banana gun. In case of an army of monkeys throwing bananas... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | ...bring out the bannana lazers. In case of kidnapping... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...scream really loud. In case of having your mouth sewn shut... |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | ...learn sign language. In case of cannibals... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... knee cap your friend and leave him behind. In case of Ryu Hayabusa... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2924 Joined: 30 Jun 2008   | ... Don his armor in Halo 3 in hopes of irritating and confusing him into leaving. In case of Soviet conscripts from RA3... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...Join them and conquer the world. In case of an apple shortage... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... eat bananas. In case of space marine on the loose... |
Adventurer Posts: 415 Joined: 24 Sep 2009 | pray to the Emperor you are not a Heretic In case of Ork invasion As the Legions of Darkness rain down about and you come face to face with your death and the entire sky is swallowed up by darkness and fire rains down from the sky, remember these words: I Told you So. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... make sure your fortress doesn't have a little hole on the wall the orcs can use to breach in. In case of being under attack by wizards... |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 567 Joined: 21 Jun 2009   | Alert the proper Imperial Authorities, and stay clear of floating fire-y objects. In case of the Chaos Plague.. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... watch out for the following symptoms: tiredness, aching, soreness and extreme thirst, followed by bouts of nausea. In the case of anti-gaming protestors... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...Prepare for battle. In the case of airplane engine failure... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... jump out of the airplane and wiggle your arms really fast. In case of shark attack... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008   | ...Carry a harpoon In case of baby seals... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 |
In case of a broken mirror... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...prepare to eat the remains In case of the Scottish... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
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