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Epic’d Out  Posts: 5187 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | ... get a twin brother and blame it on him. In case of having no twin brother... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009     | ...blame it on Satan. In case Satan says "What the hell man, I was busy watching MTV!"... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... blame MTV. In case of MTV stopping with reality shows... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5187 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Enjoy the snow in hell. In case of pumpkin Blizzards at Dairy Queen... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...do something with it... In case of ghost that look like it might be a member of a local racist union... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... ban him with a black cross. In case of changing your avatar... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...hope you can stick to the plan. In case of failing to stick to the plan.... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... improvise. In case of failing your improvisation... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...prepare to have your body torn by bullets. In case you are not shot to death... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... bleed slowly to death. In case of your blood coagulating... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...try to call an ambulance. In case of getting ran over by the ambulance (GTA4 style)... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Adventurer  Posts: 450 Joined: 1 Apr 2009    | ...play dead so the crazy man leaves you alone. In case of unbridled joy... |
Adventurer  Posts: 470 Joined: 1 Oct 2009    | ...imagine your mother having sex, so as to bring you down from your joy-high. In case of getting caught watching a hilarious brand of porn... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1764 Joined: 5 Jun 2009  | ...explain that it's hilarious. In case of rick roll via mail... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | Realise that you are actually Yahtzee in disguise :O In case of being an Australian... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009   | Crocodile wrestling time! In case of stingray... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Hope you don't go the same way as crocodile Dundee In case of going the same way as crocodile Dundee... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Master Looter  Posts: 2638 Joined: 2 Aug 2008    | ...hope you didn't go the same way as crocodile Dundee. (Hey, the power of belief is srs bsns) In case of resurrected dinosaurs... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get one as a pet. In case of your pet eating you... |
Adventurer  Posts: 354 Joined: 28 Sep 2009     | ... Learn to not wear porkchop underware. In case of your cat hiring out a hit against you... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... take away his ball of string as punishment. In case of your cat trying to murder you as you sleep... |
Adventurer Posts: 354 Joined: 28 Sep 2009 | ... Set up a dummy that triggers the dog to attack the cat. In case of a secret alliance between the Cat and Dog to murder you... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... sleep with one eye open. In case of not seeing... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...get a body guard. In case of dragons... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Hope you are a dragon slayer or dragon tamer If you are neither... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5187 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...flee! In case of broken leg... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Stare at it until it fixes due to sheer will power In case of it actually working? I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | Shout "WTF!" and break it again. In case of it not working a second time... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... cry. In case of grown man crying... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Have a hug, it might cheer you up In case of having to leave a group administrator position I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...get a better job. In case of Halloween being over... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4781 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...put your ridiculous costume away for next year. In case of you costume not being ridiculous... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 7010 Joined: 31 Dec 2008  | get therapy In the case of crying over spilled milk -pimppy, traveled through hell(banned userdom) and back |
Master Looter  Posts: 1220 Joined: 22 Sep 2009   | ShamWow! It does the work all by itself. You following me, camera guy? In case of pretentious beatniks... |
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...prepare for the inevitable youtube video of it.
In case of interweb humiliation...