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Power Leveler  Posts: 3613 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4817 Joined: 26 May 2009    | ...wish you were invisible. In case of new avatar... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 6380 Joined: 24 Aug 2009     | Make sure others like it first. In case of others not liking it. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4571 Joined: 12 Feb 2009    | Slap them with a ruler In case they file an assualt and battery suit against you... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4817 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...kill them. In case you get caught... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009   | ...plan an elaborate scheme to get back at the justice system that screwed you. why yes, I did just see Law Abiding Citizen. In case of soiling yourself... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4817 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...wash the pants before mum comes home. In case of mum coming home as your washing your pants off in the back yard... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Blame your imaginary friend Speedy. you changed avatars, cheeky monkey! In case of Spanish Inquisition... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4817 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...be surprised. In case of getting gored by a very fat cow... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Adventurer  Posts: 354 Joined: 28 Sep 2009     | ...Set wood chipper to "trunk" In case of being stalked by O'Reily Cameramen... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4817 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...appear on the O'Reily factor. In case of getting stalked by ugly girls... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...lower your standards. In case of avalanche... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008     | ...die in the rubble. In case of a flood... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ..drown. In case of explosion... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Adventurer Posts: 354 Joined: 28 Sep 2009 | ... put the baking soda and vinager down. In case of mother... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5225 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...give her flowers. AWWWWW, WHAT A SWEET BOY! In case of parental ass-kissing... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3031 Joined: 21 Apr 2009    | ...have your dad's gun handy. In case of 4Chan raid... ~DESU! |
Master Looter  Posts: 1792 Joined: 5 Jun 2009  | Get the banhammer launcher. In case of stolen virginity... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008   | Beat her then In case of illogical answers I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009  | Give illogical questions. In case of 50 pages and 1735 posts... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Celebrate
In case of Jeremy Kyle I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Poke him in the eye! In case of eye infection... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Get a bionic eye In case of your new bionic eye turning on you... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Poke it. In case of poke-resistant bionic eye turning on you... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter  Posts: 2479 Joined: 29 Jul 2009  | ....get a bionic arm. Now how poke-resistant are you?! In case of braking your tv... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Take the wheels off :D In case of spelling error... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | ... use the power of the edit button. In case of the power of the edit button making your computer explode... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Keeping editing, one may get through In case of a shit film... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...watch it with friends and laugh. In case of having no friends... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Feel upset and unloved but then go join a group and get some ^-^ In case of failing that and beginning drinking... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...don't drive. In case of driving... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Don't drink (surprisingly) In case of being drunk and driving I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... watch out for the police. In case of being pulled over... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3613 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...explain that you're not as think as they drunk you are. In case of explaining failing... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...run. In case of falling on a pool of your own vomit in the middle of the road... |
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...stare at them until they leave.
In case of awkwardness...