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Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009     | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008     | use a flame-thrower. stuffing burns really well. in case of knife wielding maniacs... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | ...Call that a knife, this is a knife In case of radiation... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | Just become angry and you'll turn into a giant green monster. In case you are attacked by angry twilight fans... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...carry around a vial of holy water. in case of an attack by killer bees. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1215 Joined: 22 Sep 2009     | Do not coat yourself in honey. In case of being stalked by a serial killer. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...hire me to stalk him. it'll put him off completely. in case of having a pencil line down the middle of your face... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Draw more lines, it'll look better. In case of being locked inside a fridge... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...eat everything inside it, you'll get fatter and break out. in case of having a box stuck on your head... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...cut openings for your eyes. In case of having a mosquito buzzing around your ear... |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009  | ...grab the blowtorch! In case of the draft... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...light a fire. any nearby child will do. in case of an attack by a 20ft gorilla... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get 20 pounds of bananas. In the case of out of control lemmings... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...lure them near a cliff. as well as solving your problem, it's fun to watch. in case of exploding butterflies... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get exploding bugnets. In the case of not having ideas for a new post... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...read a dictionary. in case of death by arrows to the skull... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...die. In case of fire... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...have a barbecue. In the case of finding yourself with no pants... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...it's a party! In case of noone to share pantslessness with... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...find lotion and tissues. In case of imminent nuclear apocalypse... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...go sunbathing. in case of eating too many children... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get to the toilet. You're gonna be sick. In case of being surrounded by angry looking console fanboys... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...cheer for the XBOX! In case of breaking glass... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get lots of glue. In case of being almost asleep during a class by the meanest teacher in your school... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...jump out the window. They can't kill a dead man. In case of living in an Orwellian society... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Keep quiet and don't question ANYTHING. In case of literary references... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... check wikipedia. In case of wikipedia servers being down... *shudder* |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Use a REAL reference source. In case of me being a jerk... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... be a bigger jerk. In case of realizing your hair looks ridiculous... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Get a perm. Perm=win. In case of killer bees... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... get a flamethrower. In case of running maniac with a flamethrower... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...call police, tell them to come pick up your grandfather. In case of spontaneous pancake combustion... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3583 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...eat waffles. In case of runaway train... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5159 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...Turn off the SOul Asylum cd. In case of screaming meemies... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | Apply Bruce Campbell to all effected areas. Two coats. In case of AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!... |
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Drop pants, moon martians.
In case of pissed off jackalopes...