| (Pages: 1 ... 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 ... 64) | |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | wet them with oil then burn the bastards In case of no girlfriend? I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... find one. In case of finding no one... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3614 Joined: 19 Sep 2009     | ...dress a guy up. In case of objections to cross-dressing... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... embrace celibacy. In case of urges... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4819 Joined: 26 May 2009    | ...suppress them. In case of silenced pistol... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4571 Joined: 12 Feb 2009    | Unsilence them. In case of being caught with a gun.... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Shoot the person who found you out In case of it being your mother, best friend and wife I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009   | Buy new ones! A foolproof solution! In case of a flaw in your plan... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Come up with a better one, with more explosions In case of too many explosives I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3614 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...store some of the leftovers in a neighbors house. In case of neighbor suspecting something... |
Adventurer  Posts: 488 Joined: 29 Nov 2008     | Get out your Guide to Framing Your Neighbor. In case of expired mayonaise.... Unforgotten Punctuation of Comic Books & Video Games. |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | give it to a friend then laugh at them In case of House I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... don't be an idiot. In case of being an idiot around House... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3614 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...prepare for verbal assassination. In case of complete verbal assassination... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...get a verbal grave. In case of verbal serial killer... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3614 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...arrest House or anyone similar to him. In case of vicious circles... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... stay away... no one likes to be attacked by circles. In case of double entendres... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3614 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...watch out for people who'd double your entendre. *nudge nudge wink wink* In case of Monty Python references... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... please fondle my buttocks. In case of Hungarian - English dictionary... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Burn it quick! In case of fire... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Use water In case of flood we're back to the original topic, huzaah! I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Adventurer  Posts: 259 Joined: 4 Sep 2009  | Use fire In case of remote controled grenade next to your face... SixDog.The valve guy. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...make sure you have the remote control. In case of not having the remote control... |
Ding! (Grats!)  Posts: 33 Joined: 27 Oct 2009     | Say hi to Elvis for me In case of suffering the idiot virus... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...don't be treated by Dr. House. In case of having a itch "down there"... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Scratch you foot *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* In case of innuendos I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Adventurer  Posts: 496 Joined: 10 May 2009   | Go get laid. In case of running peanut butter joke... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... reply with a running jelly joke. In case of being winked at because of unintentional innuendo... |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 6381 Joined: 24 Aug 2009  | Wink back. In case of wink being winked back at you. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... run. In case of not being fast enough... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1773 Joined: 20 Jul 2009  | Divide by zero. Everyone knows wackiness undoes wackiness. In case of not knowing that... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 6381 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | Take that to heart. In case of being caught with your pants down. |
Master Looter Posts: 1773 Joined: 20 Jul 2009 | Say you're watering the grass. In case of that only working when outside... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4819 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...come up with another excuse. In case of getting walked in on while dumping... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
| (Pages: 1 ... 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56 ... 64) | |
|
|
Not registered? Sign up for a free account! |
... watch out for ants.
In case of ants...