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Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...fix with glue.

In case of glue shortage...

Master Looter
Posts: 1770
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Use duct tape.

In case of spine loss...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... build a better, stronger, spine.

In case of bionic enhancement...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...buy some from the shop of bones. I'm a regular customer.
...claim that you are at an unfair disadvantage despite it not being the case.

In case of accidental advertising...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... collect your paycheck.

In case of getting no paycheck...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...quit your job.

In case of unemployment...

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

...go crazy and shoot everyone in sight

in case of no bullets...

join: Escapist Mafia

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

...have a hold up inside the gun store.

In case of them calling your bluff about shooting them with an empty gun...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

...throw the gun at them.

In case of being outgunned...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6357
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Run away as fast as you can.

In case of being too slow.

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... die.

In case of a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning...

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

is it yours or mine? if it's mine win
if it's yous, lose and die

In case of neither?

join: Escapist Mafia

Master Looter
Posts: 1770
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

TIME PARADOX!

In case of broken mouse...

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

DUCT TAPE!

in case of no duct tape...

join: Escapist Mafia

Master Looter
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Use blue tac, sticky back plastic, super glue or regular glue

In case of changing the topic entirely

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6357
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Bring back the duct tape.

In case of not understanding the duct tape obsession.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5212
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Study up on your fetishes.

In case of disturbing mental images...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6357
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

DON'T LOOK AT THE GOAT!!!!!

In case of not getting the look at goat thing.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5212
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Watch the movie "Waiting"?

is that what you meant?

In case of movie references...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6357
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Wonder what the hell you're were on about.

No movie references here.

In case of goat who is stupid.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5212
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Look around for my cousin "Billy"

Couldn't be ME

In case of Sas not getting his own reference...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

...facepalm yourself into unconsciousness.

In case of cyborg raptor ninjas...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5212
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...summon animatronic cougar pirates!

In case of 'fecal japan'...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Realise you've stop the conversation

In case of waiting for a pizza to cook

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

How I Mine 4 Fish?
Posts: 66
Joined: 15 Oct 2009

Read a book

In case of illiteracy...

Master Looter
Posts: 2464
Joined: 29 Jul 2009

Hooked on Phonics.

In case of a Rapture...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... find a Jack.

In case of being mind controlled...

Master Looter
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

perform surgery on yourself

In case of a failed operation on yourself

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

...sue yourself for malpractice.

In case of being sued by yourself...

Master Looter
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Get yourself a good lawyer

In case of a paradox fuck up

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

...suicide? perhaps?

In case of running out of "in case of's?"

join: Escapist Mafia

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... make some more.

In case of going crazy due to trying to figure out a paradox...

Adventurer
Posts: 363
Joined: 4 Oct 2009

...that one is DEFFINATELY suicide

In case of no "paradox," in which to drive you insane and commit suicide?

join: Escapist Mafia

Power Leveler
Posts: 3602
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

... just get a gun.

In case of dehydration...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5212
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

POWERTHIRST! It's like lightning in a can!

In case of picnicface...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

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