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Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009     | The cake is a lie |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | Pray that whatever being asked you the question will b nice to you In case of no friends I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Get a life. In case of Assholeitis... The cake is a lie |
Adventurer  Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009     | ...open the console command and type in [spawn [item]]assholeitis cure[end (spawn [/item])] it will then tell you no, so type [<command>]/wrist In case of /wrist not working..... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4789 Joined: 26 May 2009     | ...look for help. In case of knife to the jugular... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Suicide! In case of boredom... The cake is a lie |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...drive the crystal meth highway (rainbow road from mario kart) Incase of falling off of crystal meth highway and getting lost in space... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3584 Joined: 19 Sep 2009    | ...pray that you brought your DS to pass time before that damn turtle hooks you back onto the road. In case of forgotten DS... |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...gouge both of your eyes out with that trusty spork you always have in your back pocket next to your hot sauce In case of forgotten pants... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009    | Hope you aren't wearing the panda *British shudder* underpants In case of Americans... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...kneel down on the ground and bow to them while they point 17 different explosive weapons at you In case of forgetting to load the explosive weapons... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Point and laugh In case of side splitting... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...fix it with your trusty swiss army knife that you pull out of you ass In case of forgotten ass...wait what? join: Escapist Mafia |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Buy some of my delicious assloaf. In case of no money... The cake is a lie |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...convince a crime lord to give you the money and then you buy the assloaf, and start to pay him back over a five year loan at $200 a month (assloaf is very expensive). then you make your own crime ring and rob a bank to pay back the first crime lord and then you become the most powerful and feared crime lord in the world. In case of someone robbing the bank you were going to rob... join: Escapist Mafia |
Master Looter  Posts: 2599 Joined: 27 Feb 2009    | EXPLODE! IN case of explosion |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 |
In case of her calling the cops anyway... The cake is a lie |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...let them capture you, then send 15 of your best men to gun down the cops guarding the jail and break out your friends, then continue jumping state to stae and country to country until they are off of your trail, then return to rob the original bank to pay off the first crime lord. In case of unsuccesful plan... join: Escapist Mafia |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | suicide. In case of a moron posting in the wrong thread... The cake is a lie |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...kill IMrAngryPants for being a fag FUCK YOU MR ANGRY PANTS!In case of angrypants not being a fag... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler Posts: 4789 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...STOP TROLLING. In case of persistent troll/flame war... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 6348 Joined: 24 Aug 2009   | Ignore and hopefully it'll go away. In case of failure. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4789 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...prepare to facepalm. In case of emo crabs... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Epic’d Out Posts: 6348 Joined: 24 Aug 2009 | LOL endlessly at the 'Emo Crab' In case of not having a good picture to counter. I am so nicking that... |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 713 Joined: 8 Jun 2009 | Cry. In case of banhammer... user was banned for this post The cake is a lie |
Power Leveler Posts: 4789 Joined: 26 May 2009 | ...never return to this site. In case of constipated birds... Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed. |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | stay away from telephone poles In case of death... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   | ... find the Philosopher's Stone. In case of imps... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008  | ...apply holy water. In case of mad priests... |
Adventurer Posts: 363 Joined: 4 Oct 2009 | ...find a new priest in case of no more priests... join: Escapist Mafia |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... holy water. In case of holy water shortage... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...get some mad priests to bless some more. In case of predicting where the conversation will lead... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! In case of combo breaking... |
Power Leveler Posts: 4065 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | ...smile in satisfaction at the fact you ruined someone else's fun. In case of ruining someone else's fun... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3596 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...smile. In case of broken heart... |
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