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Epic’d Out  Posts: 5212 Joined: 24 Jun 2009     | I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008     | Find a girl and have sex with her In case of erectile dysfunction I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5212 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Blame the girl. In case of bad ass Hammer time avatar... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Know you have met me In case of several people on this thread mentioning my avatar I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5212 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...realize the awesomitude of your avatar. In case of batarang depletion... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009    | ...substitute with bananas. In case of HELL YEAH!... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5212 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...AW SHIT! In case of video killing the radio star... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
How I Mine 4 Fish?  Posts: 94 Joined: 9 Oct 2009     | write a book in case of moon falling to earth... you got struck by... you got hit by... an unpronounceable |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 834 Joined: 23 Sep 2009   | ...Ask Bear Grylls In case of Bear Grylls dying or going batshit insane with an armadillo.....?..... What the hell kinda name is "Sven"? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? Eh?! |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009  | ... TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! In case of your plan to TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD not working... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2599 Joined: 27 Feb 2009     | Realise that i am of course the supirior evil genius and ombine forces Portugal? Sweet! That makes us (almost) neighbors! In case of uncomfortable proximity to a certain Escapist... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... *blush* In case of blushing... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | Get a syringe and take all the blood from your face, should help In case of lack of blood I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Master Looter Posts: 2599 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | Die, painfully In case of bloodcurdling screams heard from the next room |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... check it out. I'm sure it's nothing dangerous. Definitely not a ghost or a serial killer. In case of serial killer... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009  | ...Don't run off into the woods with almost no clothes on. In case of Horror movie cliche's... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... hide inside the old rotten house where a child murderer was lynched by an angry mob. In case of two of your mates having already perished inside the house... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...insist to the rest of your friends that you should split up. In case of splitting up... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... follow your mates' dying screams. In case of finding an undead serial killer holding your mate's bloody head... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...Take a step back and break your leg. In case of approaching bloody death... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... scream. In case of someone saving you at the last moment... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...go off with them into the sunset. In case of killing the undead murderer... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... hope he doesn't come back for the sequel. In case of sequel... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...start off in a new location, trying to forget everything that happened in the first movie. In case of drunken teenage party in the middle of the sequel... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... don't be the first to leave the party, that's always the one who dies. In case of getting a threatening phone call during the party... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...try not to follow the instructions. In case of following the instructions... *Considers what to do for a moment then looks outside* |
Adventurer  Posts: 259 Joined: 4 Sep 2009    | ...Grab the nearest beer bottle and smash it on a table. In case of fire... SixDog.The valve guy. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...Stop, drop and roll! In case of stop, drop and rocking instead... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... be engulfed by the flames. In case of the flames being warmer than you anticipated... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...run around, screaming. In case of someone eventually putting you out... |
Adventurer Posts: 259 Joined: 4 Sep 2009 | ..Punch them.Then take their wallets. hehehehheh In case of them having no cash.... SixDog.The valve guy. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... keep the wallet, if it's genuine Italian leather. In case of it not being genuine Italian leather... |
Adventurer Posts: 259 Joined: 4 Sep 2009 | ..Throw it in the fire. In case of the entire fire being put out... SixDog.The valve guy. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3593 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...Start a new one. In case of having new credit cards... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3602 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... memorize the PIN codes. In case of too many numbers... |
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