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Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...let it live.

In case of one track mind...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Eliminate the mind. Without the mind, the body wont survive.

In case of a suddenly found stockpile of anti-goat bullets...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Master Looter
Posts: 1603
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

...save them for later and just simply eat Goat.

In case of having no teeth..

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Build some out of steel.

In case of losing your goat cookbook...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6381
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Improvise.

In case of finding Goats 'talent' when cooking him'

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Kill goat before cooking.

In case of mortals trying to keep goat alive...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...let him go.

In case he comes back and kill your family...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...obsess over goat.

I'm in your head, man!

In case of rabid weasels...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1205
Joined: 30 Aug 2009

Get a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning

in case of Hilary Clinton invasion

-Don't Taze Me Bro

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...hide under the nearest bed.

In case of bed falling on you...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Brainwash them to do my bidding. And kill the goat.
Break the bed with a well placed FALCON PAWNCH!
Hahahaha. Silly mammal. You wont fit in my head

In case of the goat fitting in my skull.

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...resist joke about skull-fucking you.

In case of vicious skull-fucking...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6381
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Want ketchup with that?

In case of wanting ketchup with that.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...prepare for head explosion.

In case of doomsday.

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6381
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Want salad cream for that?

In case of salad cream.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Cream in the goat's face.

In case of a creamy goat face...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6381
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

...I won't go there.

In case of not going there.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Go there anyway.

In case of fear to go there...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...prepare for somebody to ragequit.

In case of rage guy...
Edit: ninja'd, but it works(?)

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Fire up the AngryPants.

In case of the pants taking a while to reach full rage capacity...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...put on AngryShirt.

In case of AngryShirt blowing up...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 6381
Joined: 24 Aug 2009

Beat Goat for fun.

In case of said Goat being a NINJA!!!!

EDIT: Ninja'd but sets up angrypants.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Kill the ninja.

In case of a possibility of creating an anti-goat army...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...laugh at so-called 'army'

In case of invincible mammal...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

...Mock its foolishness, mammals cannot survive the energy pulse required to be come undying.

In case of an annoying goat...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...deal with it. Goat is still eternal.

In case of FAIL...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...facepalm.

In case of seizure...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Wear a helmet.

In case of bear attack.

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...prepare for pain.

In case of pain...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Wear a blindfold. Ya wont see it coming.

In case of an alien attack...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Power Leveler
Posts: 4819
Joined: 26 May 2009

...prepare for slavery under your new overlords.

In case of alien overlord asking you for "special favors"...

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Poop on his "probe" while hes in there.

In case of poop-stains...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5225
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

...blame the goat.

In case of constipated goat...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

...feed him more fiber.

In case of zombie spontaneous toilet...

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 713
Joined: 8 Jun 2009

Summon the power of the almighty LHFE.

In case of not knowing the definition of PIRATE...

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

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