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Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

get better glasses

In case of being encased...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2794
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Break glass!

In Case Of trolling...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5247
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Move away from the bridge.

In case of stroke...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Dungeon Crawler
Posts: 598
Joined: 20 Mar 2009

go to stem cell clinic.

In case of every mythological creature being real...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Piss pants, pass out in fear, wake up, find fire axe, emulate Duke Nukem.

In case of time machine failure in the 16th century...

Ding! (Grats!)
Posts: 43
Joined: 19 Sep 2009

Do like the Doctor and leave important messages for someone to save you in the future.

In case of completing the wrong assignment (and handing it in)...

Master Looter
Posts: 2831
Joined: 28 May 2009

Run up to your teacher and cry and beg for mercy and make an ass of yourself in the hopes that your mark will be raised because of it.

In case of Zombie Vampires having an all out war with Mutant Werewolves...

Master Looter
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Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Break out the garlic shotguns & silver axes.

In Case Of food poisoning...

Master Looter
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Joined: 28 May 2009

Douse yourself in lighter fluid and strike a match. Soon you will stop caring about food poisoning.

In Case of a tag-team of Zombie Gandhi and the Buddha...

Master Looter
Posts: 2794
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Call up SUPER JESUS!

In Case Of gumby government.

Master Looter
Posts: 1774
Joined: 20 Jul 2009

Summon Pokey to neutralize them.

In case of Rapture's demise...

Adventurer
Posts: 231
Joined: 14 Feb 2009

Learn how to swim

in case of a BUNNY invasion..

Experiment0789

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

send me in. bunnies taste delicious.
*meow*

in the event of your food being to cold...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3945
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

Apply Fire

In case of School...

I'm too Awesome for my pants

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

learn stuff.

in case of searing heat...

Adventurer
Posts: 342
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

make nuclear winter!

in case of nuclear winter

join rylus rp or die lol

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Acquire nuclear jacket.

*Ba-dum-tish!*

In case of being frozen in carbonite...

Adventurer
Posts: 342
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

activate god mode!

in case of accidental death

join rylus rp or die lol

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

walk away with an innocent expression.

in case of paper-cuts...

Adventurer
Posts: 342
Joined: 19 Jul 2009

use a band-aid

in case of being attacked by a crossbow wielding drunk guy...

join rylus rp or die lol

Master Looter
Posts: 2454
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Get a drunk weilding a gun, put some Slipknot on and watch them kill each other....eventually

In case of armies of mutes attacking...

I'll provide hammer of dawn support
*Team members killed 32*
*Enemies killed 4*

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Pretend to be mute and hide among their ranks until you can make a resistance group to overthrow your tyrannical, but silent, masters.

In case of a large group of Sleestak stalking you...

Master Looter
Posts: 2794
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Gah! Hide!

In Case Of too many cats...

Master Looter
Posts: 1896
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Form a can of tuna into a ball and throw it over the edge of a bridge. The stupid ones follow it off, leaving the smartest for you. Natural Selection!

In case of Lost reruns. . .

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5247
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Gouge out your eyes.

In case of schizophrenia...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2831
Joined: 28 May 2009

Make friends with yourself. That's what I did.

In case of a movie directed by Roland Emmerich, produced my Michael Bay, and starring Nic Cage and Megan Fox...

Power Leveler
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Joined: 23 Dec 2008

leave the movie theatre screaming in terror.

in case of an arrow through the lungs...

Power Leveler
Posts: 3945
Joined: 24 Jul 2009

Slowly fall to knees and apply Epic No

In case of thread death

I'm too Awesome for my pants

Master Looter
Posts: 2638
Joined: 2 Aug 2008

...please post to keep the thread alive.

In case of a gang coming towards you with clubs...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4065
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

run screaming away.

in case of killer sandwiches attempting world domination...

Power Leveler
Posts: 4132
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

Find bottle of mustard, whet appetite.

In case of accidentally playing the E.T. game...

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5247
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Counteract the effects with massive doses of L4D.

In case of beer goggles...

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 2794
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Drink beer to MAXIMIZE THE EFFECTS!

In Case of Google death...

Master Looter
Posts: 2831
Joined: 28 May 2009

Use Yahoo! or Altavista or something.

In case of an attack by killer tomatoes...

Master Looter
Posts: 2794
Joined: 25 Jul 2009

Break out the Puberty Love album.

In case of martian invasion...

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