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Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009     | I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter  Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008    | ...Buy a flame thrower In case of Iron Man... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009   |
...get a giant magnet and hold the city for ransom. In case of your brain coming out of your skull when you sneeze... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Insert into Psychic Death Tank In case of Zombie Burglars... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 |
In case of flashers I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Get a camera In case of sad face... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter  Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009     | Stand upside-down. In case of Hitler... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Bring Russia In case of Russians... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Bring Germany In case of Kittens... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 | ...Hug them ^-^ In case of nuns... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Adventurer  Posts: 349 Joined: 13 May 2009     | Drop your pants. In case of Invisible Dinosaurs |
Master Looter Posts: 1201 Joined: 14 Jul 2009 | Bring lots of paint. In case of marajuana... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... don't drive. In case of noticing you have a bad haircut... after leaving the hairdresser... |
Master Looter Posts: 2454 Joined: 31 Dec 2008 |
In case of monks... I'll provide hammer of dawn support |
Master Looter  Posts: 2101 Joined: 8 Apr 2009     |
Bring Charles Darwin. In case of skydivers... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... grab your hunting rifle. In case of ninjas armed with rail guns... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009   | ...get pirates in to distract them. In case of viral outbreak... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... hope it gives you super-powers. In case of super-powered mutants roaming the streets... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...consult V.A.T.S In case of Jack Thompson becoming president... |
Master Looter Posts: 2101 Joined: 8 Apr 2009 | Reinforce your games console. In case of evil ninja monkeys... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008   | Use bannana's! In case of deadly cookies... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... eat pie. In case of exploding iPhones... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3616 Joined: 19 Sep 2009 | ...adandon hope and buy a blackberry. In case of angry weasles... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ... unleash angry raccoons. In case of angry raccoons... |
Master Looter Posts: 2851 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Use fire! In case of deadly fire.... |
Power Leveler Posts: 3607 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | ...use a deadly fire extinguisher. In case of being chased by flamethrower-wielding maniacs... |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 5232 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...tinkle on their nozzles. In case of public urination... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler  Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009  | ...wave dangly bits at traffic, blame your actions on Tom Cruise. In case of The Pope's Evil Twin Brother... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5232 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...kill 'em both, just to be safe. In case of accidental pope murder... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...continue to blame Tom Cruise and his witchcraft. In case of Tom Cruise using his witchcraft against you... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5232 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...blame Tom Cruise and...crap!...uhhh...summon Xenu and destroy him! In case of Scientology being right... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...disguise self as L. Ron Hubbard, lay low. In case of THE PLAGUE... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5232 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | ...stay away from THE 13TH CENTURY? In case of big red letters... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
Power Leveler Posts: 4132 Joined: 5 Sep 2009 | ...be on lookout for big red postage stamps. In case of being committed to an asylum, even though you're a time traveller from the future and need to save the world... |
Epic’d Out Posts: 5232 Joined: 24 Jun 2009 | Shit! Uhh...make a reference to 12 Monkeys? right? In case of bad movie memory... I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me. |
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