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Power Leveler  Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009     | I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Master Looter  Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009     | Do not yell "FIRST!" In case of douche... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2577 Joined: 10 May 2009    | Shove douche in bag. In case of sunfish invasion... "Now before anyone starts freaking out and trying to kill him and whatnot let's consider the facts, we can assume he now has super hero-esque regen, he can mortal kombat your ass, and well uhhmm he has cookies." - Mike, Simple--An open-ended RPG. |
Master Looter  Posts: 1818 Joined: 14 Jun 2009   | Slap on some factor 3000. In case of troll invasion on The Escapist... |
Epic’d Out  Posts: 6750 Joined: 26 Jun 2008    | Alert the grammar nazi's and wake up Max in case of sock puppets...
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Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 584 Joined: 9 Aug 2009    | Locate the combat boots. In case of spaghetti monsters... |
Master Looter Posts: 2577 Joined: 10 May 2009 | TAKE TO THE SKIES, BROTHERS! In case of premature plasma dispersion... "Now before anyone starts freaking out and trying to kill him and whatnot let's consider the facts, we can assume he now has super hero-esque regen, he can mortal kombat your ass, and well uhhmm he has cookies." - Mike, Simple--An open-ended RPG. |
Power Leveler Posts: 3945 Joined: 24 Jul 2009 | Run to Google and found out what that is! In case of lollipop explosion... I'm too Awesome for my pants |
Looking For Group  Posts: 175 Joined: 16 Aug 2009   | Sue Chupa-Chups!! In case of ancient egyptian mummy resurrection... |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3966 Joined: 17 Jan 2009   | Get Brendan Fraser to kick some ass. In case of blob-zombies... |
Looking For Group Posts: 175 Joined: 16 Aug 2009 | Use the Deblobifier, then call in Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4... In case of dog attack... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1886 Joined: 13 Jun 2009  | Throw cat. If you have time, watch hilarious violence In case of Cthulhu... |
Master Looter  Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009     | Summon Flying Spaghetti Monster In case of RRoD monsters... |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 884 Joined: 11 Apr 2009 | ...Slap on Insurence I case of the lolcats |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | bring on the faildogs! In case of flying monkeys... |
Looking For Group Posts: 175 Joined: 16 Aug 2009 | Release the flying tigers! In case of Egg Rain... (it starts raining eggs) |
Adventurer  Posts: 274 Joined: 16 Jul 2009    | ..bring milk and bacon for omlette In case of another WW2 game where you HAVE to kill nazis... For the Måjestik Møøse! |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | ...don't buy it. In case of Michael Bay making another |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 923 Joined: 24 Feb 2009   | ...watch it, but please DO NOT judge the movie based on the storyline. In case of death... To build a castle of appropriate size, I will need a great many stones. But what I've got, now, feels like an acceptable start. |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | ...use Phoenix Down. In case of bad weather... |
Adventurer  Posts: 420 Joined: 20 Mar 2009   | Stay your ass inside and board up the house. In case of rabid Twilight fangirls |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 731 Joined: 25 Aug 2009   | Call Harry poter fangirl and start a fanngirl war in case of porn withdrawl |
Master Looter  Posts: 1245 Joined: 6 Apr 2009  | use your imagination in case of max leaving the escapist Every Rose Has It's Thorn, Just Like Every Night Has It's Dawn |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | Celebrate. I'll get the cake! In case of untruthful answer... |
Master Looter  Posts: 1803 Joined: 5 Jun 2009  | Grab the gun. In case of a real shitstorm... |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 731 Joined: 25 Aug 2009 | dont open your mouth in case the cake is a lie |
Dungeon Crawler  Posts: 579 Joined: 5 Dec 2008  | Bake a pie In case of rhyming answers... |
Master Looter Posts: 1886 Joined: 13 Jun 2009 | Continue to rhyme. They're fun. Couldn't hurt. In case of overused joke... |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | Make a new one. Don't include Chuck Norris. In case of an overabundance of crows in a small region... |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Watch The Birds & base your plan on that. In case of rickroll... |
Master Looter Posts: 2831 Joined: 28 May 2009 | Curse the director of Con-Air. (Look it up, he directed both) In case of manatee attack... |
Master Looter Posts: 1245 Joined: 6 Apr 2009 | summon the narwhals in case cookies are banned Every Rose Has It's Thorn, Just Like Every Night Has It's Dawn |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Bring out the biscuits! In case of broken glass... |
Adventurer  Posts: 349 Joined: 13 May 2009   | Get a pair of boots on. In case of volcano |
Master Looter Posts: 2794 Joined: 25 Jul 2009 | Run in a zag-zig pattern so as to confuse it. In case of 4chan takeover... |
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I hope this works
My idea is, somebody posts a danger, then the next person posts a solution, like in those signs 'in case of fire leave belongings and exit the building'
...badly explained so here's an example:
1.In case of zombie attack...
2.Grab shotgun and survivors
in case of hurricane....
I'll start off with:
In case of flood